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I wouldn't be causing you any trouble now.
Judith-
[Damnit, okay, she misses Judith.]
I don't really mind if you come in.
[Damnit, okay, she misses Judith.]
I don't really mind if you come in.
[Judith smiles and does just that.]
Who has been causing you trouble?
Who has been causing you trouble?
[ /apppeaars somewhere near you! ]
Oh! Hello!
Oh! Hello!
*Woof*
[Right outside your door Rita. He ignores your tsun.]
[Right outside your door Rita. He ignores your tsun.]
[While Rita sits on the floor with a book--she's a terrible host--but she does offer Judith a slight smile.]
Too many idiots to count. There's enough of them in this place without days like this.
Too many idiots to count. There's enough of them in this place without days like this.
[Expecting a monster--she throws a fist! This is totally a greeting.]
--Ha!!
--Ha!!
[Oh hell. And Estelle's here.]
You better keep far away, or you're dead! You got that?
You better keep far away, or you're dead! You got that?
Huh?
[She recognizes that bark!Not that misses him or anything!! And going to open the door.]
Wow, even the pooch is here.
[She recognizes that bark!
Wow, even the pooch is here.
[Yeah yeah. He walks in and looks around, surveys the scene. It checks out. So he sits himself by Rita's legs.]
*Woof.* [That one's a happy bark.]
*Woof.* [That one's a happy bark.]
What, are you just going to sit there?
[...Rita can't decipher one bark from another! But she does crouch down next to him.]
Aren't you looking for Yuri?
[...Rita can't decipher one bark from another! But she does crouch down next to him.]
Aren't you looking for Yuri?
[Somewhere around you Rita...the Jaws Theme is playing in the background. Get paranoid.]
[Sh-she's totally not paranoid! Especially not on a day like today when things come after her and try to eat her, or there's creepy music-
Okay, maybe she's a bit jumpy. ]
Okay, maybe she's a bit jumpy. ]
[Have a wild Deadpool pop out from behind you with a gigantic bowl of salsa with a inflatable shark in it.]
SALSA SHARK!
SALSA SHARK!
[ WATARI IS HIT! ]
Ow! That hurts!
Ow! That hurts!
*Woof!*
[The house smells like Flynn and Yuri, they'll be home. But he wouldn't mind going out with you, a walk is good.]
[The house smells like Flynn and Yuri, they'll be home. But he wouldn't mind going out with you, a walk is good.]
[And it's his own fault! Huff!]
Of course it does, idiot! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Of course it does, idiot! What the hell do you think you're doing?
[Then he'd better ask--oh wait.]
What? Do you want something?
What? Do you want something?
Ah-!
[Reflex reaction: spin around and punch!]
[Reflex reaction: spin around and punch!]
[He'll just dodge but the salsa bowl and shark aren't so lucky. They go sailing up into the air and then on the ground.
Hope you're happy Rita, murderer of salsa and salsa sharks.]
Monster...
Hope you're happy Rita, murderer of salsa and salsa sharks.]
Monster...
[It--it was in the way...It's not like she meant to kill the poor thing...!]
H-hey, I just thought you were the monster...
H-hey, I just thought you were the monster...
I come bearing gifts and you go and waste it. It's spirit cries over the waste it was made into.
Apologize.
Apologize.
W-what? You want me to apologize? It's not like it was actually alive!
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