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[blastiafreak]

[And here is standing Rita...who doesn't look or even sound particularly different than usual. However, the genius mage is very much male today. And as far as he's concerned, he always has been.]

I hate you and your curses, City.

[He scowls at a blown-up wall in the house. Some of the debris is still lying around.]

[ooc: Male Rita has very few physical changes she never did have a chest. Replies will come from y_variable! Destroyed wall (and other things...) thanks to St. Patrick's Day and Flynn.]

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[stargathering]

[ sob;; yes. :'( ]

I hope so. You don't look that angry now, but...

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[y_variable]

[Lines and a lecture...]

Look, if he had gotten hit, he would've deserved it, anyway!

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[stargathering]

[ If he's lucky... ]

What sort of damage would that have incurred, though?

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[y_variable]

[Yes. :< What if he's unlucky?]

...He would've lived, all right?

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[stargathering]

[ Rita is standing behind him as he does it. ]

... [ Just looking at you, Rida. You just look so confident now. ]

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[y_variable]

[Sc-scary!]

...What? I wasn't going to kill him! He can survive a few spells, you know! [He's confident! Really! Flynn had an 81% chance of survival!]

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[stargathering]

[ Forget Soul Eater; Rita is the thing of nightmares. ]

Just because you wouldn't kill him doesn't mean it's okay to wound him that badly. [ Tyr is unsure, though! besides that's 19% chance of death. ]

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[y_variable]

[slightly less than five feet of terror.]

If he lives and he's in one piece, what's the big deal? He deserved it! [At least it wasn't fifty-fifty?]

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[stargathering]

[ She makes good use of the few feet she has! ]

...Nevermind, Rita. Just don't break anything else.

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[y_variable]

[That's right! She has to make up for it with extra presence.]

Yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna tear the house down.

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[y_variable]

Hey, I want to ask you something.

What do you think of Kanone?

[Because Kanone is claiming that nobody else thinks he's annoying.]

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[stargathering]

[ Tyr completely believes him. Completely. And yes Rita has an amazing aura to make up for all of it! :| ]

[ Tyr looks at him strangely. This can go many ways.

But since it's Rita... ]

...With you?

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[y_variable]

[Absolutely. Tyr should always believe this much!]

[And he sputters a little--how did that come up?]

What? No! Kanone! What do you think of just Kanone?

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[stargathering]

[ Even when the survival rate is less than fifty! ]

[ Because you were husbands before, Rida. :| Tyr sighs. It'd be way easier to just say that Rita/Kanone should never happen, but what does he think of Kanone? ]

... He's annoying. [ Definitely annoying. ]

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[y_variable]

[Yes! No matter how low it is...]

[No, no, he wiped it from his memory! His frown turns into a smug smile at Tyr's response.]

Exactly. I knew it all along.

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[stargathering]

[ That's right... At least if Tyr was yandere for Rita. ]

[ Tyr looks at him again, but this time with some irritation. ]

Knew what?

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[y_variable]

[And survival of anyone else wouldn't really be a factor anymore...]

[What's with that look, Tyr?]

That I wasn't the only one who thought he was a pain.