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I'm not cursed today.

[Rita's hideously smug over this fact. Both because she gets to sit out while other people do ridiculous things, and...because of what day it is.]

You better remember to prove how good you are, Tyr!

[Not that she's excited to see his ice-cream-cake-making skills. Not at all! Okay, she totally is.]

[Here is one Rita, glancing off to the side of the camera defensively.]

Okay, if--if nobody comes and picks them up, I'm not keeping them all.

[A slight blurring of the video as the camera rotates, and the picture focuses on no fewer than half a dozen cats lounging in various spaces in the study.

Yeah, guess who was busy during that robbing curse. Eyes is nowhere to be seen...because he's out of sight of the device, comfortably situated in Rita's lap.]

[ooc: If your character owns a cat, feel free to have theirs be part of Rita's haul!]

[The transmission quality is iffy at best but among some static is the sound of a startled cry drowned out by a splash. A few muttered words, unintelligible over the poor connection, then a very, very long period of silence follows.]

...Wha...W-What--WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

[Rita reaches an impressively high pitch with that shriek, even with the static.]

[ooc: Shard plot! Rita is in Oz's shard of the abyss and...very freaked out.]

Okay, there's seriously too much junk around here. We don't need any of this stuff, so I'll sell it to anyone who asks.

["Junk" is pretty accurate. Rita's gathered a pile of mostly-useless items, from broken glassware to used post-it notes, a human skull and an old coin, and more. Some Most of it probably isn't even hers.]

Oh, this thing--

[At this point, she holds up a sealed sandwich bag...with a biohazard label. Inside is a trio of innocent- and tasty-looking meatballs.]

Use it for tests or poison or something, I don't care--just don't handle it without the proper safety measures. I won't be responsible for any deaths because of this thing, all right?

And no refunds! Don't buy something if you don't actually want it.