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blastiafreak) wrote2010-11-27 11:42 am
blastiafreak) wrote2010-11-27 11:42 am
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Okay, there's seriously too much junk around here. We don't need any of this stuff, so I'll sell it to anyone who asks.
["Junk" is pretty accurate. Rita's gathered a pile of mostly-useless items, from broken glassware to used post-it notes, a human skull and an old coin, and more.Some Most of it probably isn't even hers.]
Oh, this thing--
[At this point, she holds up a sealed sandwich bag...with a biohazard label. Inside is a trio of innocent- and tasty-looking meatballs.]
Use it for tests or poison or something, I don't care--just don't handle it without the proper safety measures. I won't be responsible for any deaths because of this thing, all right?
And no refunds! Don't buy something if you don't actually want it.
["Junk" is pretty accurate. Rita's gathered a pile of mostly-useless items, from broken glassware to used post-it notes, a human skull and an old coin, and more.
Oh, this thing--
[At this point, she holds up a sealed sandwich bag...with a biohazard label. Inside is a trio of innocent- and tasty-looking meatballs.]
Use it for tests or poison or something, I don't care--just don't handle it without the proper safety measures. I won't be responsible for any deaths because of this thing, all right?
And no refunds! Don't buy something if you don't actually want it.