blastiafreak

Okay, there's seriously too much junk around here. We don't need any of this stuff, so I'll sell it to anyone who asks.

["Junk" is pretty accurate. Rita's gathered a pile of mostly-useless items, from broken glassware to used post-it notes, a human skull and an old coin, and more. Some Most of it probably isn't even hers.]

Oh, this thing--

[At this point, she holds up a sealed sandwich bag...with a biohazard label. Inside is a trio of innocent- and tasty-looking meatballs.]

Use it for tests or poison or something, I don't care--just don't handle it without the proper safety measures. I won't be responsible for any deaths because of this thing, all right?

And no refunds! Don't buy something if you don't actually want it.