blastiafreak: ([skit] maniac for science!)
blastiafreak ([personal profile] blastiafreak) wrote2010-06-05 10:01 am
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Attention: One middle-aged pervert for sale to responsible owner. He is housetrained, probably, but has problems overcoming lecherous habits.

Buyer should be strict, willing to enforce boundaries, and capable of tolerating high quantities of tentacles. Patience of a saint is a good asset but not required. Young, pretty girls should refrain from bidding and are advised to keep a distance of a hundred yards, minimum.

Bidding starts at one red. Leash is included.

[ooc: Tentacles? You want context? What, he just likes seafood. Like, a lot. And that includes calamari.]
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deadly_legacy: (Beautiful princess)

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[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should go on the date too then!
deadly_legacy: (Confused - What was that?)

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[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What's wrong, Raven? Isn't she a friend of yours?

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[identity profile] notschwann.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean I want her watchin' me like a hawk.
deadly_legacy: (Beautiful princess)

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[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you'll want to prove her wrong by remaining a gentleman, right?
blastiafreak: (traumatized // explosion imminent)

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[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-05 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What?! N-no way--just the thought of that is...
Edited 2010-06-05 16:12 (UTC)
blastiafreak: ([skit] Rita smash!)

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[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-05 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...L-look, if you really it want him that badly...F-fine, your bid at one orange. But if you get him and he does anything, just tell me and I'll clobber him on the spot!
deadly_legacy: (Fond - Nice to see you)

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[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Giggles] That is a very nice offer, Rita. I'm sure Yuri and Flynn would too, so I don't think he would do anything inappropriate. I would hate to see him in so much danger.
blastiafreak: ([waitress] siiiigh what a pain)

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[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-05 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
He'd just be bringing it on himself if he did! But you can bet we'll be watching him really closely.
deadly_legacy: (Happy - Oh! How sweet!)

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[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You are all so thoughtful. I almost wish I could visit your world.
blastiafreak: (not so optimistic)

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[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-05 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[D'aww, Euphie. T_T] ...I...I wish I could show it to you, too. M-maybe not so much the monsters, but--there's also plenty of good things.
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deadly_legacy: (Peaceful)

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[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe there will be a curse sometime that makes it possible somehow.
blastiafreak: ([skit] neutral // content)

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[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-05 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That would actually be a nice one for a change.
deadly_legacy: (Joyful - Keeping her eye on you)

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[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I think so too.
blastiafreak: ([skit] if looks could kill...)

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[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-05 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That offer's subject to change.
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