blastiafreak: ([skit] maniac for science!)
blastiafreak ([personal profile] blastiafreak) wrote2010-06-05 10:01 am

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Attention: One middle-aged pervert for sale to responsible owner. He is housetrained, probably, but has problems overcoming lecherous habits.

Buyer should be strict, willing to enforce boundaries, and capable of tolerating high quantities of tentacles. Patience of a saint is a good asset but not required. Young, pretty girls should refrain from bidding and are advised to keep a distance of a hundred yards, minimum.

Bidding starts at one red. Leash is included.


[ooc: Tentacles? You want context? What, he just likes seafood. Like, a lot. And that includes calamari.]

voice;

[identity profile] citadelspirit.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[The voice is a little mischievous as it purrs,]

I started the bidding on you, Rita.
deadly_legacy: (Attentive)

voice

[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'll bid one red!
Edited 2010-06-05 15:14 (UTC)

[identity profile] notschwann.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
High qua-- WHAT?!

voice

[identity profile] notschwann.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
O-oh, ya will, huh?
deadly_legacy: (Peeking - Curious)

voice

[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, of course. Though that sounds a little low, doesn't it? But it's what she asked for!

...Do you have a dog, Raven? [Leash?]
deadly_legacy: (Sweet - Hair blowing)

video~

[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I assumed you were teasing him like when his friends call him old. He's very nice. We spent an afternoon at the amusement park once. It was fun.

video~

[identity profile] notschwann.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even know what that's s'posed ta mean!

video~

[identity profile] notschwann.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, that's not fair!

voice

[identity profile] notschwann.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, do ya want one?
deadly_legacy: (Angel - Curious)

voice

[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That might be fun, but no, I was just wondering why you would come with a leash.
deadly_legacy: (Indignant - Embarrassed)

Re: video~

[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
See through my clothing? Why would he want to do that?

And why did you reject my bid? I'll raise it to one orange instead!

...You don't mean while I'm wearing it do you?

voice

[identity profile] notschwann.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
O-oh, that's just Rita jokin' around!
deadly_legacy: (Cheerful - It's a good day)

voice

[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It was an odd sort of introduction...

Are you enjoying the auction?
Edited 2010-06-05 16:04 (UTC)
deadly_legacy: (Beautiful princess)

video~

[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Rita, I'm sure Raven wouldn't do anything to hurt me. Isn't he your friend?

I could wear extra thick clothes...

[identity profile] mypace-musume.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm sure glad he's housetrained.


Probably.
Edited 2010-06-05 16:02 (UTC)
deadly_legacy: (Beautiful princess)

video~

[personal profile] deadly_legacy 2010-06-05 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should go on the date too then!

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