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[blastiafreak]

Attention: One middle-aged pervert for sale to responsible owner. He is housetrained, probably, but has problems overcoming lecherous habits.

Buyer should be strict, willing to enforce boundaries, and capable of tolerating high quantities of tentacles. Patience of a saint is a good asset but not required. Young, pretty girls should refrain from bidding and are advised to keep a distance of a hundred yards, minimum.

Bidding starts at one red. Leash is included.

[ooc: Tentacles? You want context? What, he just likes seafood. Like, a lot. And that includes calamari.]

Comments

[blastiafreak]

...Do you need help with errands?

[imperialwill.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Very occasionally there are just too many things to do.

[blastiafreak]

Then we can get the old man to help you out for free anyway.

[imperialwill.livejournal.com]

Oh? That's quite the bargain. I'd very much like that.

[blastiafreak]

Of course. It's very important for someone his age to get a proper workout, you know--so feel free to work him as hard as you need!

[imperialwill.livejournal.com]

Well, if you insist. I wouldn't want to waste his potential.