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blastiafreak ([personal profile] blastiafreak) wrote2010-06-05 10:01 am
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Attention: One middle-aged pervert for sale to responsible owner. He is housetrained, probably, but has problems overcoming lecherous habits.

Buyer should be strict, willing to enforce boundaries, and capable of tolerating high quantities of tentacles. Patience of a saint is a good asset but not required. Young, pretty girls should refrain from bidding and are advised to keep a distance of a hundred yards, minimum.

Bidding starts at one red. Leash is included.

[ooc: Tentacles? You want context? What, he just likes seafood. Like, a lot. And that includes calamari.]
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[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
You really want Leon lecturing you about artes in the house?
blastiafreak: ([skit] so in denial)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
blastiafreak: (I guess that'll do)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
...What he doesn't know won't kill him.

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's pretty sneaky of you.
blastiafreak: ([waitress] siiiigh what a pain)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph. It's not like I'm gonna destroy the house.

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me. It's happened before.
blastiafreak: ([skit] apathetic // unimpressed)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
He said your old apartment got destroyed. What the hell did you do to it?

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Have you met this kid? (http://emiltastic.livejournal.com/)
blastiafreak: (actually that's interesting)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sort of. We had a conversation after he stopped being cursed to repeat some stupid phrase. He had a weird moodswing, too. So did it have something to do with him?

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
He's the one who destroyed our apartment.
blastiafreak: ([manga] skeptical)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
That kid? How'd he manage that?

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
His other personality? Can pack a punch.
blastiafreak: ([manga] how to react to friends?)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Wait--seriously? That's what he meant, then...So this other personality's the one with the temper tantrums?

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. He got cursed into a squirrel that day, and Ruca pissed him off.
blastiafreak: (this is me not caring)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
...Wow, talk about stupid. No wonder Leon's so uptight about it.

[Yuri: Subject change plan successful!]

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuri is such a pro!]

Exactly. It's why we moved here in the first place.
blastiafreak: ([waitress] siiiigh what a pain)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He's had lots of practice, after all!]

Fine, but...that doesn't mean he has to be such a jerk about it. I wouldn't destroy a house over something dumb like that!

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
He's definitely special.
blastiafreak: ([skit] apathetic // unimpressed)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
His personality needs work.

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
He's a good kid, overall.
blastiafreak: (actually that's interesting)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
...He got to you when--you know, when you were stabbed, right? So he's good for something.

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
[...kind of.]

Yeah, that's right. His other personality's just a little weird is all.
blastiafreak: (this is me not caring)

[personal profile] blastiafreak 2010-06-09 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...More like it I think he just needs to learn some self-control.

[Haaa so she was talking about Leon still, but this works too. 8D /derp]

[identity profile] notflynn.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[He was totally thinking of...when Leon and Emil stabbed him ON THE SAME DAY. HE REALLY IS A PINCUSHION.]

Doesn't everyone?

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