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[blastiafreak]

Ugh! This awful--this noise--

--all day, everywhere--just hammering!

Midnight's...almost there, but--can't get rid of this--h-hammer--

I swear, if midnight doesn't...doesn't come fast enough, I'll--I'm going to hammer it! OUT OF MY HEAD!

[Rita's brain slug does not enjoy this attack, City! It's spazzing out and is seriously contemplating that hammer to the head. Though whether that last shout was really the slug or Rita herself, well...who knows? :)]

[ooc: And probably actually going to bed soon, so late replies.]

Comments

[blastiafreak]

I can call you stupid if I want, stupid!

[Like father, like daughter! :D]

[stargathering]

It has no meaning when you toss it at anyone, though. You're such a dumb brat...

[ Such a beautiful family. :3 ]

[blastiafreak]

Idiot. It means exactly what it says!

[Beautifully dysfunctional~ XD]

[stargathering]

Yeah, except when you say it.

[ Yes. :> Where is Flynn-slug in all this!? Other than getting shot at. ]

[blastiafreak]

Why the hell would it be any different when I say it?

[Off digging holes, for the sake of his little family! Or maybe having an affair with Ino-slug?]

[stargathering]

Because you're an idiot. It's hard to get offended when the one insulting you is worse off.

[ But Tyr and Flynn are the ones that infected her, too! This little slug family just became more dysfunctional. :( ]

[blastiafreak]

Hey! If you seriously think I'm more of an idiot than you, then you're the biggest idiot around!

[Slug-inbreeding. No wonder they have such a weakness to vuvuzelas. T_T]

[stargathering]

What sort of logic is that?! I'm not an idiot just because you can't see your own faults!

[ Cry, yes. ;_; Many slugs ran away thanks to their shallow gene pool. ]

[blastiafreak]

It's logic based on the fact that you're an idiot.

[Look Tyr, look what your poor mating choices have done. ):]

[stargathering]

I must have been at some point to think bringing you here was a good idea...

[ He thought he could trust Flynn! :( ...And that Rita's magic was awesome. ]

[blastiafreak]

Hmph. It was probably the only bright idea you've ever had. Or do you want to be shoveling dirt for a month?

[...He's not wrong about Rita's magic being awesome, at least? :D]

[stargathering]

There are dozens of people here that work better than you do now, but I have to put up with you while you just stand here and complain.

[ Yes. :'D Infecting her was a big plus for the slug overlords. ]

[blastiafreak]

Shut up! I'm working way more efficiently than anyone else. It'd take me seconds to blast a hole the size of one you took hours to dig!

[As long as they feel it's worth the complaining. XD]

[stargathering]

That doesn't count for much when you take long breaks like this just to cry over some buzzing.

[ They probably do. XD; I wonder if it's even past midnight for them, and they just bicker so much they don't even notice the vuvuzelas have stopped. ]

[blastiafreak]

Are your eyes even working? I'm not crying! I'm saving my energy and trying to focus, you know!

[...OHGOD YES. How long before they even notice?]

[stargathering]

You looked pretty close to it before. And it shouldn't take you this long to concentrate for a short chant!

[ Aha, who knows. |D; It could be the next time one of them stops talking! ]

[blastiafreak]

I did not! Obviously you don't have a brain, so I'll tell you--it's almost impossible to concentrate on one little thought today, let alone a spell!

[...They've...got a long time, then.]

[stargathering]

Stop making up excuses; you have no problem concentrating on keeping up this pointless argument! If the runes I had were useful at all, I could cast with them.

[ ...Yes they do. orz ]

[blastiafreak]

Talking to you doesn't even require a fraction of the brainpower I need to cast a spell. And it's not like you're any more useful either, so stop moaning!

[Time flies when you're having fun, at least?]

[stargathering]

More and more excuses. You don't need to think that hard to pick up a shovel and do something.

[ They secretly love this bickering. :') Also, tossing some dirt from his shovel her way. ]

[blastiafreak]

Please, I'm not about to break my back doing that when I can just--Wh-

H-hey! Watch where you're throwing that stuff, you moron!

[It'd be a tragic day if they didn't have anyone to argue with. Aaand mun is off to bed, but will pick it up tomorrow!]

[stargathering]

I will when you start working on your own. Magicians... [ Grumblegrumble ] It wouldn't hurt you to improve your strength through some actual work.

[ Sleep well! o/ On the bright side, that day probably won't come before the little slug family goes away. ]

[blastiafreak]

Hmph. What do I seriously need that for? I can work just fine when I have to. And this mountain is coming down once my head stops trying to explode!

[Aw, poor messed up little family. Of course, the hosts will probably be pretty messed up themselves after everything too.]

[stargathering]

In the meantime, you can dig and pretend you're not entirely worthless without your magic. [ Have a spare shovel shoved at Rita! ] There aren't times when you don't have to work!

[ Most definitely. :< They're all going to have the wrong ideas of each other! ]

[blastiafreak]

You stuck-up... [She snatches the shovel--then just uses it to smack a rock in Tyr's direction.]

[What a healthy start to a relationship, huh?]