[voice]

[blastiafreak]

She's not looking...Now's my chance!

Ahem...If there are any dashing heroes out there who feel like rescuing poor little me from a cruel tyrant, I'm waiting! Yes, I'm in the clutches of an evil, abusive witch. She makes me work nonstop, for days at a time, until I just can't go on...She thinks slapping a little duct tape on me will make everything better...and I have burns in places you wouldn't believe!

No, I think she's returning--Will someone not come save us? Leon, dear? You're always trying to help us, aren't you? Ah-

There you are! The mixture's boiling and the voltage is steady, so it's your turn...Now where'd I put that blowtorch?

[ooc: Cursed with If These Walls Could Talk. Rita's tools and equipment are crying for help! Don't you feel sorry for them? ): Italics = tool, regular text is Rita.]

Comments

[stargathering]

[ ...Tyr hates this place. He sighs heavily, almost glaring at the square. ]

...You can't be serious. Throw out that piece. It's not worth it now.

[blastiafreak]

[Yeah, that's how she feels too. But there's still one other dilemma...]

I'd like to, but--[And then the object starts wailing again until she raises the torch threateningly.] I can't just--throw it away or work on it when it's...s-screaming like I'm torturing it.

[stargathering]

It can't be that hard to pick it up and chuck it out a window. [ He hates that thing now. Seriously. He got so worked up over it. ]

[blastiafreak]

[Hear that, Tyr? It's whimpering quietly now. Although Rita's unimpressed and tempted to chuck it out the window, it could still be used later.] That'd just be a waste. I can't believe how stupid this is! [She kicks the bench, which lets out a loud yelp.]

Wh-what the-?! Is everything alive today?!

[There's a brief moment of silence, then a chorus of "yes" from nearly everything in the room.]

[stargathering]

...

[ This icon forever. He's silent, since he can't really believe that's the case. ]

Maybe you should go out today... You could use some fresh air.

[blastiafreak]

...It's not like I'm going to get any work done like this. Whatever, it'll be over tomorrow.

[If she had a facepalm icon, that would be her, too.]

[stargathering]

[ Instead, the icon that seduces Yuri. ]

Yeah... So you might as well... find something else to do for now. It better be over tomorrow...

[blastiafreak]

[It's her fault if he gets turned on by what she wears. :| ]

Yeah, just...something.

...[brb at a loss for what to do if she can't work on her research. ;_;]

[stargathering]

[ ...So she does it on purpose? :o ]

[ Tyr nods, but... What does Rita do in her free time anyway? ] Maybe this is a good time to look around that Solutions place more...

[blastiafreak]

[Erm...should've been a not in there. XD;; Because it's all Yuri's fault he has a fetish that she...sort of knows about and...might still wear that anyway. Yeah.]

[In her free time, she...researches, of course!] That would be a waste of time. I've already seen all the important stuff that's there. ...I guess I could go get new materials or something, or maybe do some field tests...

[stargathering]

[ ...She secretly likes it anyway. :| Rita is a weirdo, too. ]

You should do field work. In case... all materials are going to be like this today.

[blastiafreak]

[Like there was ever any doubt. That she's a weirdo, I mean. :D]

Ugh, but even if I want to do field tests, I still need equipment. [Huffy and giving up on the idea of research for today.] Looks like I'll just have to go...I don't know, get synthesis items from monsters. Then this day won't be a total waste.

[stargathering]

[ There's no doubt on either of my statements! :3 ]

[ Tyr nods. ] You might as well... It would just be taking advantage of this situation.