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[Here is one Rita, glancing off to the side of the camera defensively.]

Okay, if--if nobody comes and picks them up, I'm not keeping them all.

[A slight blurring of the video as the camera rotates, and the picture focuses on no fewer than half a dozen cats lounging in various spaces in the study.

Yeah, guess who was busy during that robbing curse. Eyes is nowhere to be seen...because he's out of sight of the device, comfortably situated in Rita's lap.]

[ooc: If your character owns a cat, feel free to have theirs be part of Rita's haul!]

[Gurgle. Grumble. Growl. This is the sound of a neglected, empty...stomach. It is determined to annoy its owner until it gets some nutrition. Guuuurgle.]

Ugh, all right, already! I guess it's been a while...

Did anyone cook something? And if you say anything with the word fish in it, you can count me out.

[ooc: ...Mun's hungry. /gurgles]

They sure like to throw us off once in a while with these curses that last longer than a day. I wasn't affected, so I could keep working, but...Why's everyone making such a big fuss over some lame school, anyway? The whole thing's pointless and a waste of time. As long as you know how to read, you can teach yourself anything.

[What's it like to study in a school, learn from a person, have classmates? No, really, she swears she's not even the tiniest bit curious. Seriously. After that valuable bit of input, she switches gears with a demand request.]

Hey, take a look at something for me. I've got some documents that were all changed into different languages as a...joke or something, but none of them are from my world so there's no way I can translate them all. If everyone here can read a page or two, I should at least be able to get most of it back to normal. Let me know if you recognize anything.

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[ooc: Mun is off to work soonish, so apologies in advance for slow and/or late tags. T_T]

[The device comes on rather suddenly, the picture shaking slightly and the pattering of rain in the background. It then bounces around a bit more, at which point it may be apparent that it was been accidentally turned on when it was tossed on a bed. Rita is mumbling complaints to herself, not realizing it's on.]

Ugh...okay, Hanna was right. Fruit cake and frosting don't mix all that well. ...I can't believe those deities actually make good cake, but they didn't really need to make that much. I better not get sick from this stupid--

[A sigh stretches out into a groan, and the last thing seen is a hand smacking into the screen. Oops, guess someone couldn't say no to another slice...and another...]