[voice]

[blastiafreak]

She's not looking...Now's my chance!

Ahem...If there are any dashing heroes out there who feel like rescuing poor little me from a cruel tyrant, I'm waiting! Yes, I'm in the clutches of an evil, abusive witch. She makes me work nonstop, for days at a time, until I just can't go on...She thinks slapping a little duct tape on me will make everything better...and I have burns in places you wouldn't believe!

No, I think she's returning--Will someone not come save us? Leon, dear? You're always trying to help us, aren't you? Ah-

There you are! The mixture's boiling and the voltage is steady, so it's your turn...Now where'd I put that blowtorch?

[ooc: Cursed with If These Walls Could Talk. Rita's tools and equipment are crying for help! Don't you feel sorry for them? ): Italics = tool, regular text is Rita.]

Comments

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Um...I think some of your things might be talking. Or you have some crazy person running around playing a joke.

Video;

[blastiafreak]

Huh? Don't be ridiculous...Wait, who are you?

Video;

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Remember a cynical little black kid with a huge head of hair?

Video;

[blastiafreak]

Hmm...I guess. But you're not a kid today, so you're cursed, right?

[stargathering]

Rita?

...What are you going to do to them?

[blastiafreak]

I'm going to draw some permanent formula crests by scoring with a torch, then they'll be put through some endurance tests. I'm going to see just how long they can last.

[stargathering]

[ Rita, he thought you were a decent person. ]

You can't do things like that!

[blastiafreak]

[But it's for science!]

Why not? Even if they break, I've got plenty more.

[reroutedbrain.livejournal.com]

Hey! You know how to make stuff, like an engineer. You should make me something so I can get all these stupid bugs off my City!

[ooc: SHODAN's young-version journal :) ]

[blastiafreak]

Huh? I guess I could if I felt like it, but--what bugs are you talking about?

[ooc: Aw~ Perfect mix of cute and creepy!]

[reroutedbrain.livejournal.com]

Bugs. Insects. Humans. They're all over my City, and they won't listen to me! So I have to teach them a lesson!

[blastiafreak]

Your City? Right...If you want a lesson, try this one: Of course nobody's going to listen to you if you don't do anything yourself.

audio ;; /assuming this is before Estelle's memory theatre event |D;

[make-it-bloom.livejournal.com]

Rita? Who's in the room with you? And why do they sound like they're being tortured?

audio ;; my poor princess...

[blastiafreak]

What do you mean? There's nobody here but me. Oh, and a few experiments. [The "experiments" in question not being anything alive.]

audio ;; inorite ;A; i'm horrible to her

[make-it-bloom.livejournal.com]

I could've sworn I heard someone else ...

audio ;; there's that whole thing about torturing the characters we love again~

[blastiafreak]

I didn't hear anything...Are you sure you're not cursed to hear voices?

[swordmastering.livejournal.com]

...Excuse me? Rita, what the hell are you doing?

1/2

[blastiafreak]

[Like she's gonna answer nicely to that...]

None of your business!

[blastiafreak]

Leon! Our hero! You always try to stop her. Won't you do it again before anyone else gets hurt?

[Tools getting hold of the device again.]

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Your lab's a torture chamber, I've decided.

[blastiafreak]

Only if you're not careful.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Are you ever careful?

[sound-rune.livejournal.com]

M-miss Rita, I think you should take care of your things a little more...

[blastiafreak]

Why's that? They're not that delicate.

[sound-rune.livejournal.com]

I mean... um, I think...

[awkward]

I think I heard them crying.