[video]

[blastiafreak]

[Here is one Rita, glancing off to the side of the camera defensively.]

Okay, if--if nobody comes and picks them up, I'm not keeping them all.

[A slight blurring of the video as the camera rotates, and the picture focuses on no fewer than half a dozen cats lounging in various spaces in the study.

Yeah, guess who was busy during that robbing curse. Eyes is nowhere to be seen...because he's out of sight of the device, comfortably situated in Rita's lap.]

[ooc: If your character owns a cat, feel free to have theirs be part of Rita's haul!]

Comments

[blastiafreak]

Just because you heard doesn't mean you're convinced.

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Well, humans can lie.

[blastiafreak]

So what, you just think everything I say is a lie?

Wait--You're not a human?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Not everything, but it's not like I can know...

I'm God.

[blastiafreak]

...Oh, please, you expect me to believe that?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

It's true! God can't lie, you know.

[blastiafreak]

Even if that's true, you could be a human pretending to be a god.

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

[ The shudder is practically audible. ]

Definitely not.

[blastiafreak]

What, are you saying you don't like humans?

[She's still kind of skeptical about him being a god, even if she believes that he's not human.]

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

They're small, dirty creatures. What god would want to be one of them?

[blastiafreak]

I've never heard of a god who's a clean freak.

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

They're dirty in more ways than just that.

[blastiafreak]

What's that supposed to mean?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

On the inside, too. The way they think, it's just... [ Awkward gesturing goes here. ] ...you know.

But they are gross on the outside.

[blastiafreak]

[And here's an exasperated expression in response.]

No, I don't. What's wrong with it?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

It's just weird! And I can hear their thoughts, so it's extra annoying.

[blastiafreak]

Oh, really? Can you hear mine right now?

[Thoughts of He's a total weirdo...]

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Yes! And shut up, I am not!

[blastiafreak]

[Blink. Okay, she wasn't expecting that...]

W-wait, you're not serious--Aren't you just pulling my leg?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

I told you, I'm God.

[blastiafreak]

...Okay, so you can read minds. But if you're a god or whatever, how'd you end up stuck here?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Like I know. Maybe those stupid deities wished for me or something, but they haven't told me anything.

[blastiafreak]

For someone who's supposed to be a deity yourself, you don't know much, do you?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

I can't read their minds!

[blastiafreak]

So does that make them more powerful than you?