[video]

[blastiafreak]

[Here is one Rita, glancing off to the side of the camera defensively.]

Okay, if--if nobody comes and picks them up, I'm not keeping them all.

[A slight blurring of the video as the camera rotates, and the picture focuses on no fewer than half a dozen cats lounging in various spaces in the study.

Yeah, guess who was busy during that robbing curse. Eyes is nowhere to be seen...because he's out of sight of the device, comfortably situated in Rita's lap.]

[ooc: If your character owns a cat, feel free to have theirs be part of Rita's haul!]

Comments

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Well-- that-- I bet they're not even real gods, I don't know how they're doing that!

[ This is like the tiny god equivalent of a temper tantrum. Clearly, he is not much for keeping a good public image. ]

[blastiafreak]

There's no way they're actual gods, but you don't look so special, either.

[Mind-reading abilities or not.]

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

...

...do you think I'd look more like a god if I looked more manly?

[blastiafreak]

What? What kind of lame idea is that?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Shut up! You were the one who said that I don't look right!

[blastiafreak]

I'm just saying you're nothing special, all right?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Well, what's so non-special about me, then? I'm definitely a god, you know!

[blastiafreak]

How about the fact that you're stuck here like the rest of us? What kind of god manages that?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

...what if I just don't feel like leaving right now?

[blastiafreak]

Why the hell would you want to stay?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

There's probably some reason.

[blastiafreak]

Yeah, right. You just don't know any more about how to escape than the rest of us.

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

...

[ This is not a happy sort of silence. ]

[blastiafreak]

[Rita can only wait impatiently for a few seconds.]

So much for being all-powerful. What kind of god are you supposed to be, anyway?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

The god of the sun. I guess. And some other things.

[blastiafreak]

You guess? Don't you know?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Well, I know about that one, but I mean...it's kind of weird.

[blastiafreak]

Weird how? Shouldn't you know what you can do?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

That's the thing. I don't really control it or anything like that.

[blastiafreak]

...So it's really just a title that doesn't mean anything.

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Not exactly!

[blastiafreak]

Oh, really? Then do you actually have anything to do with the sun besides that title?

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

I can make fire.

[blastiafreak]

Like that's anything special. Anyone can start a fire.

[heliolatrous.livejournal.com]

Don't be so stupid, it's different than that!