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[blastiafreak]

Attention: One middle-aged pervert for sale to responsible owner. He is housetrained, probably, but has problems overcoming lecherous habits.

Buyer should be strict, willing to enforce boundaries, and capable of tolerating high quantities of tentacles. Patience of a saint is a good asset but not required. Young, pretty girls should refrain from bidding and are advised to keep a distance of a hundred yards, minimum.

Bidding starts at one red. Leash is included.

[ooc: Tentacles? You want context? What, he just likes seafood. Like, a lot. And that includes calamari.]

Comments

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[deadly_legacy]

See through my clothing? Why would he want to do that?

And why did you reject my bid? I'll raise it to one orange instead!

...You don't mean while I'm wearing it do you?

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[blastiafreak]

That's it. It's the one superpower he'd give everything to have.

Euphie, this is for your own safety. [Nods, like this is making any sense.] I can't let you bid on him.

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[deadly_legacy]

Rita, I'm sure Raven wouldn't do anything to hurt me. Isn't he your friend?

I could wear extra thick clothes...

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[blastiafreak]

W-well, sure, but..th-that's exactly why! I have to take responsibility and make sure he doesn't do anything shady.

[S-saying no to that face...so difficult.]

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[deadly_legacy]

Maybe you should go on the date too then!

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[notschwann.livejournal.com]

What? No!

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[deadly_legacy]

What's wrong, Raven? Isn't she a friend of yours?

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[notschwann.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean I want her watchin' me like a hawk.

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[deadly_legacy]

I'm sure you'll want to prove her wrong by remaining a gentleman, right?

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[blastiafreak]

What?! N-no way--just the thought of that is...

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[blastiafreak]

...L-look, if you really it want him that badly...F-fine, your bid at one orange. But if you get him and he does anything, just tell me and I'll clobber him on the spot!

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[deadly_legacy]

[Giggles] That is a very nice offer, Rita. I'm sure Yuri and Flynn would too, so I don't think he would do anything inappropriate. I would hate to see him in so much danger.

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[blastiafreak]

He'd just be bringing it on himself if he did! But you can bet we'll be watching him really closely.

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[deadly_legacy]

You are all so thoughtful. I almost wish I could visit your world.

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[blastiafreak]

[D'aww, Euphie. T_T] ...I...I wish I could show it to you, too. M-maybe not so much the monsters, but--there's also plenty of good things.

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[deadly_legacy]

Maybe there will be a curse sometime that makes it possible somehow.

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[blastiafreak]

That would actually be a nice one for a change.

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[deadly_legacy]

I think so too.

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[notschwann.livejournal.com]

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[blastiafreak]

That offer's subject to change.