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[blastiafreak]

Attention: One middle-aged pervert for sale to responsible owner. He is housetrained, probably, but has problems overcoming lecherous habits.

Buyer should be strict, willing to enforce boundaries, and capable of tolerating high quantities of tentacles. Patience of a saint is a good asset but not required. Young, pretty girls should refrain from bidding and are advised to keep a distance of a hundred yards, minimum.

Bidding starts at one red. Leash is included.

[ooc: Tentacles? You want context? What, he just likes seafood. Like, a lot. And that includes calamari.]

Comments

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

You really that surprised?

[blastiafreak]

No, not really. ...It was already obvious she's the type they go for. But even if she is cursed, she should be more careful with these things or she's going to attract all kinds of weirdos.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Kinda like you do already?

[blastiafreak]

Hey, I am not a weirdo magnet!

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Would you prefer to be just a weirdo, then?

[blastiafreak]

What the hell's that supposed to mean? I'm not weird!

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Right, I believe you, Rita.

[blastiafreak]

Yeah right! Just how am I weird, huh?

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Nothing, nothing. Forget I said anything.

[blastiafreak]

Don't think you're going to get off that easy! Spit it out, already!

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Bye, Rita.

[blastiafreak]

What? Hey--Are you stupid? We live in the same house, you know! I can come blast you anytime!

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

You really want Leon lecturing you about artes in the house?

1/3

[blastiafreak]

[blastiafreak]

[blastiafreak]

...What he doesn't know won't kill him.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

That's pretty sneaky of you.

[blastiafreak]

Hmph. It's not like I'm gonna destroy the house.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Trust me. It's happened before.

[blastiafreak]

He said your old apartment got destroyed. What the hell did you do to it?

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Have you met this kid? (http://emiltastic.livejournal.com/)

[blastiafreak]

Sort of. We had a conversation after he stopped being cursed to repeat some stupid phrase. He had a weird moodswing, too. So did it have something to do with him?

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

He's the one who destroyed our apartment.

[blastiafreak]

That kid? How'd he manage that?

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

His other personality? Can pack a punch.