[voice]

[blastiafreak]

She's not looking...Now's my chance!

Ahem...If there are any dashing heroes out there who feel like rescuing poor little me from a cruel tyrant, I'm waiting! Yes, I'm in the clutches of an evil, abusive witch. She makes me work nonstop, for days at a time, until I just can't go on...She thinks slapping a little duct tape on me will make everything better...and I have burns in places you wouldn't believe!

No, I think she's returning--Will someone not come save us? Leon, dear? You're always trying to help us, aren't you? Ah-

There you are! The mixture's boiling and the voltage is steady, so it's your turn...Now where'd I put that blowtorch?

[ooc: Cursed with If These Walls Could Talk. Rita's tools and equipment are crying for help! Don't you feel sorry for them? ): Italics = tool, regular text is Rita.]

Comments

[stargathering]

[ Given how this scene looks to him, he's not entirely sure if she's talking about him or the person screaming out of his view. ] No way!

Rita, Put that torch away! If you don't stop now, I'll stop you.

[blastiafreak]

Stop me? [It hits--he's got the wrong idea again. She supposes she understands; she would too, right? But it's still a pain to deal with. She's not hurt he doesn't trust her. That kind of thing doesn't matter. With a flick of her thumb, the torch is turned off.]

There, happy?

[stargathering]

Now keep it off until I get there. [ Because he's still going over to the beach house. He's still gobsmacked she lied to him and more so that it really seems that the wrong idea is the right idea. ]

[blastiafreak]

Tch, what a pain...[Rita grumbles and runs a hand through her hair in irritation, going to pick up the device. She glowers at the screen for a moment before turning the camera toward her workbench, which seems to be the source of the sound. There are several squares cut from various materials, and one in particular is scored with a still-smouldering burn mark. The noise seems to be centered there.]

It's off, so quit crying like...a baby or something, whatever you are!

[stargathering]

[ whatever, angry Rita face. He looks around the screen, but even though he hears the sounds, he can't see anyone in the field of view. ]

Where are they? [ Invisible? ]

[blastiafreak]

Yeah, those voices you were talking about? It's coming from this! [She shakes the device and points to the square, still getting over the shock.]

I was just going to score the formula crests, but--and now it's all messed up!

[stargathering]

[ ...Tyr hates this place. He sighs heavily, almost glaring at the square. ]

...You can't be serious. Throw out that piece. It's not worth it now.

[blastiafreak]

[Yeah, that's how she feels too. But there's still one other dilemma...]

I'd like to, but--[And then the object starts wailing again until she raises the torch threateningly.] I can't just--throw it away or work on it when it's...s-screaming like I'm torturing it.

[stargathering]

It can't be that hard to pick it up and chuck it out a window. [ He hates that thing now. Seriously. He got so worked up over it. ]

[blastiafreak]

[Hear that, Tyr? It's whimpering quietly now. Although Rita's unimpressed and tempted to chuck it out the window, it could still be used later.] That'd just be a waste. I can't believe how stupid this is! [She kicks the bench, which lets out a loud yelp.]

Wh-what the-?! Is everything alive today?!

[There's a brief moment of silence, then a chorus of "yes" from nearly everything in the room.]

[stargathering]

...

[ This icon forever. He's silent, since he can't really believe that's the case. ]

Maybe you should go out today... You could use some fresh air.

[blastiafreak]

...It's not like I'm going to get any work done like this. Whatever, it'll be over tomorrow.

[If she had a facepalm icon, that would be her, too.]

[stargathering]

[ Instead, the icon that seduces Yuri. ]

Yeah... So you might as well... find something else to do for now. It better be over tomorrow...

[blastiafreak]

[It's her fault if he gets turned on by what she wears. :| ]

Yeah, just...something.

...[brb at a loss for what to do if she can't work on her research. ;_;]

[stargathering]

[ ...So she does it on purpose? :o ]

[ Tyr nods, but... What does Rita do in her free time anyway? ] Maybe this is a good time to look around that Solutions place more...

[blastiafreak]

[Erm...should've been a not in there. XD;; Because it's all Yuri's fault he has a fetish that she...sort of knows about and...might still wear that anyway. Yeah.]

[In her free time, she...researches, of course!] That would be a waste of time. I've already seen all the important stuff that's there. ...I guess I could go get new materials or something, or maybe do some field tests...

[stargathering]

[ ...She secretly likes it anyway. :| Rita is a weirdo, too. ]

You should do field work. In case... all materials are going to be like this today.

[blastiafreak]

[Like there was ever any doubt. That she's a weirdo, I mean. :D]

Ugh, but even if I want to do field tests, I still need equipment. [Huffy and giving up on the idea of research for today.] Looks like I'll just have to go...I don't know, get synthesis items from monsters. Then this day won't be a total waste.

[stargathering]

[ There's no doubt on either of my statements! :3 ]

[ Tyr nods. ] You might as well... It would just be taking advantage of this situation.