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[Here is one Rita, glancing off to the side of the camera defensively.]

Okay, if--if nobody comes and picks them up, I'm not keeping them all.

[A slight blurring of the video as the camera rotates, and the picture focuses on no fewer than half a dozen cats lounging in various spaces in the study.

Yeah, guess who was busy during that robbing curse. Eyes is nowhere to be seen...because he's out of sight of the device, comfortably situated in Rita's lap.]

[ooc: If your character owns a cat, feel free to have theirs be part of Rita's haul!]

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[...S-sob. ;_;]

[She doesn't answer him. Too busy with his stupid struggling cat!] Argh, cut it out, already! Stay still!

[ /hugs her. ]

[ Tyr stops then. ] What are you even doing to her?

[X3]

Shut up! It's your fault! [Rita's getting impatient with the cat--why can't they just calm down when she tells them to?! Not that she wants to hurt it either, but the cat's obviously displeased.]

It's not my fault! [ he'll rejoin her now. Kanone's poor cat gets jostled awake. ] You're being too rough and loud.

Of course it's your fault! [Not that she's being any quieter or gentler. The tries to squirm away, and she just tries to hold it more tightly.] If this stupid thing would just calm down-!

You're the one that needs to calm down, Rita!

Fine! If you're so calm, then you can handle it! [Hey Tyr HAVE THIS ANGRY CAT THRUST OUT TOWARDS YOU.]

[ WOW RITA. Tyr takes the other cat clumsily, glad his coat is thick enough that the claws don't reach his skin. ] All right! Now be quiet for five minutes. [ As he tries to juggle two cats. ]

[HIS PUNISHMENT or something...Rita doesn't make any move to take the other cat from him, though she finally lowers her voice to to an irritated grumble.] I was fine until you went and messed everything up...

[ The other cat ~~who is now named Eva~~ meows a bit sadly and tries to stretch, but Tyr's arm isn't exactly accommodating. ] I didn't do anything.

[And Rita ignores the sad cat in favour of shouting again. ~~Eva's a cute name!~~] Like I'm gonna believe that! What was with that snowball?

Didn't I tell you to shut up for more than two seconds? [ Which is meaner than necessary, but they're all really getting on his nerves. ~~I agree!♥~~ ]

[Her face turns red, mostly from anger (and maybe a little embarrassment). No way is going to shut up, though she reduces her voice to a hiss again.] What the hell is with your attitude, huh?

You just shoved an angry cat on me; you think I'm going to be cheerful? [ ...though he's gotten them both to stop moving so much by holding them against his chest. ]

Then you shouldn't have made it angry in the first place. What were you thinking? [She just frowns at them. Why did he get them to calm down?]

[ Brute force. Also possibly his magical eyes and strong arms. ] I didn't make it angry. You're the one that can't even carry a cat.

[Rita tried brute force!] I was carrying it just fine until you attacked me, idiot.

[ She needs the magical eyes and strong, protective arms. ] No, you weren't. It was complaining most of the time you were holding it.

[She has magical spells! That should be good enough. :<] L-like that was my fault...

[ Only if she casts a sleep spell. ] Then prove it. [ He passes her the now calm cat again, which whines at being given to Rita again. ] Tell Gremio I'm going to be late for supper, too.

[...She doesn't know those kinds of spells. ;_; Ugh, why does she have to take it again...Rita does so reluctantly, more than a little grumpy herself.] What am I, your messenger now?

[ Dang it, Rita... ] You're going there anyway. It's not like it will take any more time to just say "Tyr is going to be late".

[Hey, status effects aren't her style. Huge explosions are all she does.] Fine, fine--I'll do it! [Wait no, stop squirming again, kitty...]

[ That doesn't work with pets! Tyr notices her troubles. ] ...Hold her like I am.

[Well, it should! A part of Rita feels bratty enough to hold the cat differently out of spite, but she does as he suggests. Not without some grumbling.] There wasn't anything wrong with the way I was holding it...

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