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[The device comes on rather suddenly, the picture shaking slightly and the pattering of rain in the background. It then bounces around a bit more, at which point it may be apparent that it was been accidentally turned on when it was tossed on a bed. Rita is mumbling complaints to herself, not realizing it's on.]

Ugh...okay, Hanna was right. Fruit cake and frosting don't mix all that well. ...I can't believe those deities actually make good cake, but they didn't really need to make that much. I better not get sick from this stupid--

[A sigh stretches out into a groan, and the last thing seen is a hand smacking into the screen. Oops, guess someone couldn't say no to another slice...and another...]